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soccer cousins

Two females or males whom have had relations with the same male, I.e. they have played with the same set of balls, making them "related"
Brad: "I totally made Jill and Christie soccer cousins last night, deez nuts have been real popular lately!"
by Skyyblueplaya December 6, 2015
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Chop Sockey

Hong Kong movie style martial arts.

Popularised by Nigle Buckland of Vids.
"Hey, Steffy boy, that Jackie Chan is a top, low-centre-of-gravity, chop sockey master"
by farge bofflenerp November 3, 2009
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chinatown shocker

an alternative version of the original shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), in which the thumb is inserted into the woman's vagina, and the four remaining fingers are rammed into her pooper. aptly named the "chinatown shocker", the victim receives four (fingers) for the price of one (intact asshole), but leaves one wondering if the product was truly worth the bargain.
Scott:"Dude I gave Page the chinatown shocker last night"
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."
by caldrox June 27, 2010
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Sox Sucker

A female (or male) fan of the Red Sox baseball team who follows the team from city to city to service the players.
Tianna is such a sox sucker, she spent her whole summer blowing Red Sox players.
by sexy sox girls dot com July 20, 2010
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National kiss a soccer girl day

A day where anyone can and legally will kiss a girl whom plays soccer.
Hello fellow soccer player, guess what day it is. It’s national kiss a soccer girl day
by Potatoman2006 October 26, 2019
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sucker mc's

1. An amateur rapper/MC who is being made fun off for some particular reason.

2. A Song by the american rap group Run DMC
1. That Guy is just a sucker MC, don't mind him.

2. Have you listened to sucker MC's? The beat is sick!
by sporelover May 27, 2009
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Extreme cupcake soccer

A game in which a cupcake is placed on a table with goals on each side. Then, you must take out your penis and begin trying to hit the cupcake into the opponents goal with your penis. Every goal you give up, you must take a shot of a hard liquor. If you lose (the winning score may vary) then the loser must eat the cupcake that was used in the game, after it is covered in the victor's semen. For girls who want to play, they may wear strap-on's.

The origin of this game is when two guys decided to make a challenge involving the most extreme of games, varying from extreme cartwheel game, to extreme gay chicken. One guy came up with this, and won the game when the loser of the competition, as well as the game mentioned above, refused to eat the inseminated cupcake.
Guy 1: Wanna play some Extreme cupcake soccer?

Guy 2: No, I always lose, and I hate the taste of semen!
by tehcowninja October 1, 2010
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