Snail Backed

When a girl rides a man's bumpy spine to get off and leaves a snail smile trail.
Kim says "Can we get it on tonight?"
Chris replies "I don't want to but you can ride my spine to get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, I wish you could get crazy and do some missionary, this smile spine action is getting old."
by SWMO GTH May 21, 2015
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Homeless Snail

The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.
Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails
by JuanCarlos83 June 03, 2021
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turbo snail

a term used for a guy called kye
he looks like that turbo snail
by WHATUKNOWABOUTROLLING May 26, 2021
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snail hoping

maybe when your side bitches are to slow so u hop on a even slower one . preferably one with a mental handy cap so she can drewl all over your little dick while your shining her helmet ...
dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.
by yourrrrrdaddddddddddyyyyyybitc January 07, 2021
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wannabee snail

When a male cums inside a girl, and she drags her pussy acros the floor and pretends to be a snail.
I did a wannabee snail last night at my boyfriends house.
by Sheeproaders April 05, 2019
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garry the snail

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived
garry the snail lord of the multiverse.
by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023
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