Smart figure

noun -- How the Japanese say "attractive" or "good looking". In order to say someone is smart, you would say "Smart head".

That blonde over there has a really smart figure.

by GatsbyLosClavos August 22, 2008

smart-on

An erection caused by intense intellectual thought. Came to inception due to its rhyming with the word/phrase "hard-on".

Bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.

by TronsauseFiveMillion December 7, 2010

smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012

trailer smart

Possessing the creativity to solve any problem while using the minimum possible materials, cost, and regard for safety.

Bob didn't have a long enough ladder to get up on the roof of his house, so he lashed two ladders together with rope to make a long one. He's trailer smart.

by gee_ February 12, 2012

Smart-on

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.

Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS

by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013

steve smart

The best DJ ever on kiss fm #fnk #snk on for 4 hours and has a great taste of music

Steve smart is a Legend

by jarveyboy03 November 9, 2013

smart-womber

Smart-womber is a word used to define a person who is genius or smart by birth. It is generally used as sarcasm to describe a haughty person or a braggart.

Person 1:" My test went really good although I didn't study a word."

Person 2:" Are you kidding me? It was so hard ,I studied for 5 hours but I still don't think I did well."

Person 1:" Who studies for the test? It was so easy."

Person 2:"Yeah,you'd say that ,smart-womber."

by SickyVicky May 1, 2014