Snides

to turn off the oven whilst food in inside, all the while complaining that the food is taking too long.

Guy #1 - Bro take that frozen pizza out the oven, that shits on fire.

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I cook DiGiornos all the time, it's not taking too long.

Guy #1 - Okay well I cut the oven off.

Guy #2 - Way to snides that 'za doucher.

by dubb pete August 19, 2010

sidespring

Noun. The non-gender specific form of neice and nephew. See also: nephiece, niecephew, nibling.

Once my sister has the baby she'll want me to take care of the sidespring.

by Soupkills June 10, 2004

Iron Slide

A game in which a person in a wheelchair is captured and then rolled down an icy hill. Points are awarded based on length of time before crashing and straightness of line carved by terrified paraplegic.

I'm bored of bestiality, let's play Iron Slide!

by Oskar (not the Grouch) May 17, 2008

let me slide in

to fuck

"yo man this girl just let me slide in"

by yofavjess February 20, 2017

Snides

The middle seat in the back of a car. Equivalent to sitting "bitch."

Snides: "Fuck that, I'm not sitting Snides three times in a row."

Other Person: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."

by Paddington Beard July 31, 2010

Snides

One who comes up with only bad ideas but is always convinced that they are the best thing ever and repeats them constantly.

Snides: "Hey guys let's drive across the country to see the buffalo."
Everyone else: "That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Fuck Snides, ya Snides."

by fuckpaultoo August 26, 2010

Slide Show

A list of attractive women that you will think about later, while whalin' one out

"Dude, 4 O'clock, Girl in the Hot Pants... Slide Show"

"Jessica Alba ... She's totally in the Slide Show"

by mwagner October 4, 2008