santasanshulefacher

an obselite exclamation of someones utter incompetence or a completley meaningless exclamation when one is annoyed.

Man: ( hits hand with nail)

oh my fucking santasanshulefacher!

by Watt April 1, 2008

Santa Paws

Santa Paws is a pervert who lurks in the children's malls during holiday seasons. He is known for his desire to hold children in his lap and never standing while the parents are still around.

Gary-Dude, you just let Santa Paws hold your kid!!!
Ted-Yeah, but this way, he will blame this guy for all of his problems when he grows up. I call it forward thinking.

by southern pine September 2, 2011

Santa Balls

a form of role play when you where a Santa suit while dipping your balls in a girl's mouth

I gave my bitch Santa Balls last night! Swag!

by Matthew Conaway May 25, 2012

Santa Fe Gobbler

Or SFG, is when someone is going down on you and then proceed to pour habanero/chipotle sauce and push their head in to make them gag and throw up while you explode in their mouth.

"I busted the SFG on her about a week ago and she still won't talk to me."

"The Santa Fe Gobbler it is!"

"Did you guys hear? Jimmy busted the Santa Fe Gobbler on Jake the other day and got heart burn for 3 days"

by Ghstrder August 8, 2014

santa daddy

another way to say daddy with an additional christmas spirt!!!! hoe hoe hoe!!!!!! merry litmas!!

""santa daddy!!!"

by letmebeanonymous December 15, 2016

the santa snap

a variant of "ooh snap!" the santa snap involves a hearty santa-like laugh in place of the ooooh.

... like i did your mom last night! HO HO HO SNAP!!

by Aaron and Rosie November 5, 2003

smelly santa

a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.

I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa

by Chano Rivera April 30, 2009