Conrad simpson

Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat

He’s also 9ft 7inch

“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “

Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”

by Sammy Boyd October 05, 2020

campbell simpson

Campbell is the kind of guy that just makes you smile. Whenever he's not laughing at something he'll be making you laugh. He's the kind of lad that once you know him, every time you crack up becomes a memory. He can sometimes take a sides a lot when somethings going on but when he's on your side he's a bloody legend. Unlike some, campbell can actually take a joke and has an opinion.

E: OMG! did you see that guy?!
C:Yes! he is such a campbell simpson!

by Skreeet July 23, 2018

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

Danny Simpson

A fucking manwhore at heart, but cant seem to get laid.

Stick

Person1: "hey have you met danny simpson?"
Person2: "yeah, hes so downbad"
Person1: "agreed. yet when the time comes... he does too, early asf"

Can be used as an insult, meaning stupid, or whore

by DannyHater2921 January 04, 2023

shanai simpson

Idk 18/30

Shanai Simpson got 18/30 on her english test

by February 03, 2024

Ben Simpson

i have no words he is the best person you will ever meet and when you do meet him you will love him until the day you die and i promise that he is just the worlds greatest boyfriend and the the boy i will one day marry.

wow you are soo luck you have ben Simpson as a boyfriend

by Catherine wilson May 17, 2020

Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024