A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
by The master cock November 24, 2021
I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive
by Im the creator January 14, 2018
She is currently working at Passmores
She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed
She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed
by By Your favourite student December 10, 2021
inside the mind of Simon is a demo for the song by miracle musical "the mind electric"
preformed live in 2006 by a man named Bora who at the time was apart of a band named tally hall and cojum dip
preformed live in 2006 by a man named Bora who at the time was apart of a band named tally hall and cojum dip
Man 1:"Dude ever heard the demo for TME?"
Man 2:"no and I don't care"
Man 1:"too bad your gonna listen to inside the mind of simon!"
Man 2:"I question our friendship"
Man 2:"no and I don't care"
Man 1:"too bad your gonna listen to inside the mind of simon!"
Man 2:"I question our friendship"
by LESHUAN DINGLENUT February 01, 2025
Jalen simon is sexy
by Nigga terminal December 30, 2022