Shop inhibitor

The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.

Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.

by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014

worcestershire shop

A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.

What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.

Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!

by smallest bird November 4, 2021

shopping mall

An enclosed building filled with retail stores, little boutiques, restaurants and in some cases activities and entertainment. The shopping mall is where shoppers go to find those great deals.

The Weekly Deals is an online shopping mall, where shoppers go to find great deals.

by www.theweeklydeals.com September 29, 2018

Ground shopping

The act of physically going into a store to shop during COVID-19 rather than online shopping.

I went ground shopping today for a book.

by NutritionandDonuts January 1, 2021

Cash shop

A shop where I buy money with money at a discounted rate.

I cannot find the cash shop and or the money shop at the mall. I have to keep wondering around indefinitely not spending any money until some system does a donation calculation.

by Patrickthestarfish01 April 30, 2023

Affirmative Shopping

Also known as looting, it's what ghetto people do when they want something but don't want to pay for it. Happens a lot during firey but peaceful protests. Also common in places like Sanfrancisco and Chicago.

Man, look at all those affirmative shoppers running out of that Nike store.

Yo, check out this sweet TV I picked up on my last affirmative shopping trip.

by Tippicanu September 17, 2023

$2 shop

A variety or discount shop, that is known for selling low cost goods.

Ranging from home luxury items, to party decorations, alongside toys and kitchen utensils.

"Let's go to the $2 shop to buy some cheap things."

by Sirenwatcher May 23, 2017