shelley

shelley is an old lesbian p.e. teacher that hooks up with other female p.e. teachers. she will belittle your friends volleyball skills and make you feel bad about urself. but.... she can be nice when she wants to.

kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.

kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!

by thotslayer6ix9ine August 25, 2019

Turtle Shelling

V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.

Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.

Dude 2: I got it.

Dude 1: Give it here.

Dude 2: What are you doing with it?

Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.

Dude 2: Nice, go go go.

by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009

shellsman

Defined by a man who collects shells and affixes them to their skin by drilling holes in the shells and sewing them on to their body.

When a shellsman meets another, they place chess until a winner is decided, the winner then claims any shell from the other's torso and attaches it to his own.

I heard that guy's a shellsman, warn your kids

by Mario Lade October 28, 2013

shellsplaining

When you over explain something to somebody who doesn't care what you're talking about. overexplaining

Man, you took a while in that office.

I know, the dude behind the desk was shellsplaining some irrelevant shit to me.

by thugnificent333 January 23, 2017

Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."

Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!

by mauseman August 24, 2005

shell'd

when you have been purposely tripped by a fellow friend then it is known that you have been Shell'd

(sticks out foot, friend falls)

Friend: dude you just totally shell'd me!

by Sh3llybean December 14, 2006

shellac record

another name for gramophone record. From the use of shellac in making gramophone records.

He bought a shellac record yesterday.

by uttam maharjan November 27, 2011