On Shane

similar to "no cap", "on my mama", or "on God"... used when you are swearing something to be true because Shane is the realest mfer out there

Friend: "These girls on Tinder are fake gas."

You: "On Shane."

by sandbox17 August 18, 2025

Shane Dawson

a fat f*ck

just kidding a very nice man who eats a lot of food on the internet lol

me- have u seen a youtuber called shane dawson

other person- no but she seems like a nice lady

me- yea she does doesn't she

by ThisIsBob97 February 17, 2019

Shane Tarkov Moment

When Shane misses 2 mags on a scav and fucking dies

Shane Just Had a Shane Tarkov Moment

L

by ASjnijanfjisnjgimaina August 11, 2022

Shane Kavenaugh

Someone who is very antisocial. A weirdo. Doesn't speak in social situations.

Dude why is Eryk not talking to any of the hoes?

Forreal he's being such a Shane Kavenaugh.

by xdxdxdxdxdxdx October 25, 2023

Shane Dawson

A literally queeeeen that needs chipotle

Shane Dawson needs to become the queen. Oh wait he is one

by Flossy Mae May 6, 2020

Shane

We need to talk.

Blablahblah shane

by Kata04 November 22, 2021

Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020