often used for ultra-cynical young males who decide to become priests because they can't stand the idea of living with anyone other than celibate men; men who pride themselves on being homosexual as a facade for their deliberate platonic promiscuity; men who often display signs of jealousy when his other brother seminarians have managed to gain the attention of a hot girl and he hasn't.
Example 1:
Friend #1: Oh, that girl looks so good!
Friend #2: Damn, she's hot but there is no way I'd live with her.
Friend #1: You are such a Selby.
Example 2:
Man, our parish priest is a Selby, he hit on me and my daughter on the same day
Example 3:
Seminarian #1: Get off the computer! You shouldn't be talking to a girl on SKYPE. You're breaking your vow.
Seminarian#2: Don't be such a Selby dude!
Friend #1: Oh, that girl looks so good!
Friend #2: Damn, she's hot but there is no way I'd live with her.
Friend #1: You are such a Selby.
Example 2:
Man, our parish priest is a Selby, he hit on me and my daughter on the same day
Example 3:
Seminarian #1: Get off the computer! You shouldn't be talking to a girl on SKYPE. You're breaking your vow.
Seminarian#2: Don't be such a Selby dude!
by adobewall November 8, 2010
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1. A word meaning elbow and shoulder put together.
2. Made as a mistake when I was thinking of saying the word shoulder when I was rubbing my elbow after it hurt badly.
3. Made up word to make people laugh when you look clueless.
2. Made as a mistake when I was thinking of saying the word shoulder when I was rubbing my elbow after it hurt badly.
3. Made up word to make people laugh when you look clueless.
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Once a year she moves to the outside world for migrating season. This is a very emotional time for a shelly as it can only find one brad out of hundreds. Once she has found her brad she then mates and moves back to her final resting place. 2 years from that time a small fetus grows inside of her until she releases it into the milo tin where it slowly sheds its powderised liquid crap which form the weak as shit milo.
Once a year she moves to the outside world for migrating season. This is a very emotional time for a shelly as it can only find one brad out of hundreds. Once she has found her brad she then mates and moves back to her final resting place. 2 years from that time a small fetus grows inside of her until she releases it into the milo tin where it slowly sheds its powderised liquid crap which form the weak as shit milo.
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"The power's out, let's go downstairs and Selby!"
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