Scrump

When you simultaneously jerk off and drag your ass across the ground like a dog.

Dude, stop scrumping it! It’s time to go to dinner.

by Girthquake1 March 24, 2025

Scrumpy

Cant team play if life depended on it and always gets sidetrack if sees glyph mid chase and needs to collect it.
Ass

"I see Scrumpy looping the killer, And... She stopped for the glyph"

by The Blight June 4, 2025

scrumpdidilydumpious

Nothing to do with Diddy or anything like that; it simply means delicious, as it relates to edibles.

The food at this place was totally scrumpdidilydumpious. Would recommend.

by the_og_foo January 7, 2026

Master Scrumper

A person who has had sex (scrumped) many many women. Usually very attractive men with no cares in the world other than sexing beautiful ladies.

"Did you see that dude with all those chicks?!"

"Yeah man, thats the Master Scrumper"

by heyyaa November 24, 2009

Plum scrumpy

When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.

Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.

by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019

Shcrumph/Scrumph

A combination of strength, girth, fat and over all mass.
Can also be used as a swear word.

Have you seen that guy that started going to the gym?
Yeah, he's gained a lot of shcrumph/scrumph recently.

by DKG_ January 9, 2024

Shcrumph/Scrumph

A combination of strength, size, fat and over all mass

All this food is really gonna help me build up some shcrumph/scrumph.

by DKG_ March 2, 2024