Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.

by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017

Screw

Something you should do to your lady friend.

I screw people through night and day.

by XXX_Ace_XXX March 14, 2018

screw out of

screw someone out of something
Inf. to cheat someone out of something.

screw out of: I think you screwed me out of ten bucks on that deal.

Max screwed me out of what was due me.

by camotacastro February 11, 2017

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange June 21, 2016

Screw-U-Bish

When you are a mad redneck and you don't understand life. Usually follows with a empty Mountain Dew can being thrown.

Screw-U-Bishhhhh OR BIshhh-Screw-UUUUUUU

by Hagies June 19, 2016

diffy screw

differential equations - the midway point in mathematics for most modern engineers

Once you're done with calc useless, you can take diffy screw

by mouffpiece May 12, 2016

Screw

Kid-friendly word for fuck. While not quite as badass, it gets the job done if you have to not swear. It should be noted that "screw" doesn't get the job done all the time, (e.g. "mother screwer", which makes no sense) so there are multiple euphenisms.

Screw you.
Yeah, I screwed her.
This is one hell of a mind screw.

by Joe The Autistic April 17, 2016