Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

Screwing the elevator

Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated

Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")

by da funny word masta September 19, 2009

screw

it means sexual intercourse there are multiple versions of it

Im gonna screw you one of these days

by dont give a s*** anymore June 8, 2018

corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

Screw you guys I’m goin home

A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home

Person 1: you’re a pathetic Fatass, kill yourself

Person 2: well then Screw you guys i’m goin home

by MUGlol69 October 28, 2021

screw out of

screw someone out of something
Inf. to cheat someone out of something.

screw out of: I think you screwed me out of ten bucks on that deal.

Max screwed me out of what was due me.

by camotacastro February 11, 2017

Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 5, 2022