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Screw

Kid-friendly word for fuck. While not quite as badass, it gets the job done if you have to not swear. It should be noted that "screw" doesn't get the job done all the time, (e.g. "mother screwer", which makes no sense) so there are multiple euphenisms.
Screw you.
Yeah, I screwed her.
This is one hell of a mind screw.
by Joe The Autistic April 17, 2016
mugGet the Screwmug.

crew screw

Is a cruise with rapist aboard which pick out 1 women and rape her aboard
that cruise was a crew screw
by flockaa September 15, 2010
mugGet the crew screwmug.

Screw it

Me: screw it soophie.
Soophie:screw it
Lola: *jumps in* SCREW IT!
by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020
mugGet the Screw itmug.

Screwed and jewed

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017
mugGet the Screwed and jewedmug.

Clit Screw

When a girl uses her clit to fuck a dudes dick.
Instead of sounding me, she clit screwed me!
by Tippletoppletapple April 1, 2021
mugGet the Clit Screwmug.

Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.
by Clitcracker January 4, 2020
mugGet the Screwedmug.

Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones
Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over
by Screwed big time May 22, 2020
mugGet the Screwedmug.

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