scitzo

One of many ways to say a shortened form of the mental disorder known as schizophrenia.

Pronounced SKIT-ZO.

"What's that guy doing? He's just staring off into space."

"Oh, Alex? Yeah, he's scitzo. Crazy motherfucker attacked some lady's dog last week. Sad."

by Conveyedlawyer May 30, 2022

scissors

The item used to cut jewish babys penis off when they are very young

I use scissors to make my baby penis-less

by Nachwastaken May 30, 2022

skitsomatic

Usually a person in their late 20s who abuses the health care system by faking emergencies in order to get free opioids.. a skits will be mentally ill and extremely annoying and insecure. That only way to tame a skits is to make it feel uninvincible by pointing out his/her chip in their armor. Point out their mental issues and threaten to call rehab to lock them up and that they need to control there relapse by takeing their medicines 💊

Calm down skits, you're relapsing again. If you don't control your monster/trauma imma call rehab to get you treatment/meds..
Take your medicine skits...skitsomatic

by Gsd Klaus May 31, 2022

Shitsorry

Enthusiastically apologize for something you have done

Shitsorry I didn't mean to run your cat over

by Crazy Carla June 15, 2022

Scissor

A group of lesbians

I found a scissor of lesbians at the softball game.

by careamedic July 17, 2022

Scissoring

A) a sexual act between two individuals with vaginas in which they rub them together to achieve sexual pleasure

B) Slang for cutting something with scissors; a synonym for cutting (within that context).

A) any time I play with Barbies, they end up scissoring!

B) I have tons of papers that need scissoring before work tomorrow.

by creemcheeze420 August 5, 2022

scissors

skissors

hah imagine thinking its spelt scissors

by Gigaphile August 19, 2022