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shoves pineapples up hitlers arse in little nicky!!! go him
by ..::fran::.. July 13, 2006
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satanism

There are many brands of Satanism, I'll outline 2 of these:

First, there is LaVey (I think) Satanism. This promotes worship of one's self, practicing indulgence in the 7 "deadly" sins, and other such things. This is pretty much just a step up from Atheism where instead of the high range of morals that Atheists have, you get "lower" morals. (An Atheist can still believe in what the Cristian Church preaches in terms of morals. i.e. monogamy, abstinence before marriage, etc. while not believing in God. LaVey Satanists can't have similar morals to the Church.) This practice has nothing to do at all with Lucifer, or any of his followers. These are not bad people, freaks, or any of the other labels they've been given on this site.

Another type of Satanist is the Lucifarian (SP?) Satanists, who worship Lucifer (Satan, The Devil, The Fallen Angel, The Morning Star) as their idol. These people worship Lucifer because he is the bringer of forbidden light, he wanted humanity to have the knowledge that God and his angels do. I think they believe in a sort of "unholy trinity" consisting of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Astaroth(SP?), though I'm not sure about that last point.
Note: Neither type of Satanism are bad people, they believe what they believe, discriminating against them is just as bad as discriminating against Muslims, Jews, or any other religion. Also, Satanist being anti-Cristian is of no importance, as all monotheist religions are anti-other religions.

P.S. I'm atheist, so this is fairly objective =D
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satan's minions

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esoteric-occult-secret_societies-fraternal orders etc
satan and his minions are sick assholes
by fuckin freaks January 8, 2005
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Satan's Asshole

1.A very hot room or place, or a bad place.

2.An Insult
1.A. "This room is as hot as Satan's Asshole"

1.B. "This road is as bad as Satan's Asshole"

2. "Dat dumb bitch nigga went up into Satan's Asshole and had sex with his big red fuckin' balls."
by George Bushy Balls July 22, 2006
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Real Satan Hours

1. The time of day around 7:06 pm (6:66 pm) and 3:30 am when you can call upon the spirits or worship any evil being of your belief (Satan, Cthulhu, the Kraken, etc.)
2. You can also curse in any christian server when it is the real Satan hours
Johnathan: Hey, so do we start the ritual now?
Josh: No man, it is 6:00, wait six more minutes so that the real Satan hours could officially start.

Kenneth: Why the frik did that creeper steal my diamonds?
Josh: Hey!! No CUrsIng In mY ChrisTIan SerVeR!!
Kenneth: but it's 7:08, It is the Real Satan Hours.
Josh: Darn
by scarez_was_here October 3, 2017
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Spawn of satan

When Quakity said: "I didn't know batman was a little b-tch" He was right. Tommy is a little b-tch and Spawn of satan
by I AM SO WEIRD LMAO February 24, 2021
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