one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 14, 2023

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Lemon aid stand

When a man urinates out of he is fully erect penis while lodge deeply into another mans anus (consensually)

Hey Kory did you when have pull out to pee? Nah man I just went straight up lemon aid stand in his ass.

by As the wind blows May 03, 2020

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fun-night-stand

a short term amorous encounter that neither party regrets the next day

(as opposed to the often negative connotation of 'one night stand')

"yeah it was a one-off thing, just a fun-night-stand"

"we met in a bar, and it kind of led to a fun-night-stand"

"Kerry and Steve had a fun-night-stand when they were in college"

by Merchant M October 24, 2013

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one nigth stand

Tilfeldig sex

De hadde One nigth stand

by Hjallis May 26, 2017

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lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 03, 2022

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