Squeezed like a lemon

Massimo is always squeezed like a lemon from working out his muscles so much!
by Massimo’s language December 19, 2023
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South Carolina Sinus Squeeze

The female equivalent of the North Carolina Nose Job. The act of inserting one’s nose into a female’s vagina, then having the female contract to suck snot out of a clogged nostril. In the southern region of the state, the labia is used as a makeshift tissue for added cleanliness.
Duuude Broo. Get ur girl to give you the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. I can smell for the first time in like forever bro.
by Slimmy T July 07, 2025
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Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts
by Sharter69 January 01, 2021
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Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.
by Laura is dumb October 04, 2021
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squeezing ween

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".
by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022
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An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024
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Squeezed Iron

A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)
"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."

"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."
by Resident of Killadelphia April 20, 2010
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