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Speed Racing 

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.
Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "
Speed Racing by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017
Related Words

speed head

someone off their face on cheap speed paste who loves to dance to popular techno music like they're using an arcade dance machine
I don't want to go to Corvin Club tonight, it's full of speed heads.
speed head by ym8 September 13, 2017

speed me 

meaning when you really need your friend to reply you text them on all social media and then call them
friend 1: hope everything goes well if not then speed me
friend 2: ok will do
speed me by TrustMeImProfessional September 14, 2017

Speed relationshippin

Is when you go thru a relationship with all stages and levels but it only lasts 4-6 weeks. That includes, meeting, first date, first sex, going out for dinner, bike rides etc . And all of a sudden the end is coming with arguments which leads into 'we need a break' forever. My roomate did that already twice this year and after celebrating New Years together with His GF, it was over without any particular reason.
Its sort of like Speed Dating but lasts longer.
Is he speed relationshipping again?

Theyre speed relationshipping

Speed bump 

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.
"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"
Speed bump by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Speed King

A web developer that knows what they’re doing when it comes to site speed performance and optimization.
T-bone : Yo kaz you know how your the speed king can you speed up this website for me
Kaz : yea mate send it over
T-bone: kaz mate your such a speed king
Speed King by Gear boys August 15, 2018