wounded soldier

When you are getting a HandJob, BlowJob, or have Sex and right when you are about to Blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier

I was getting head and i wounded soldiered this girl

by CALU2008 February 3, 2010

phony soldier

A person who claims military heroics or credentials, but either exaggerates his service or never served at all. Often supported by the anti-war left until caught. Most famously used by Rush Limbaugh during a 2007 radio show

Jesse MacBeth is the most famous phony soldier, who claimed he served in Iraq, but lasted only 44 days in basic training.

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

soldiers

icy white reebok classics, used to stomp a niggas head in.

i gots blood on my soldiers after beatin dat nigga

by rb1234 April 18, 2007

SODDEN

S.O.D.D.E.N - stands for the Society Of Differing Dimensioning Evil Nerds. They are a group of nerds watching a bzillion monitors in a different dimension where they can see every MSN convo. That's why it says 'never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation' - SODDEN will be watching. To them, MSN convos are like a never-ending soap.

Dani: I just broke up with Danny over MSN
Laura: OMG, SODDEN will be crying their eyes out.

by Wolfie October 20, 2003

soldier

n., 1. professional killer. 2. defender of the State. 3. First line of defense for the rich and powerful against all who would oppose them. 4. a patriot who needs someone to tell them how to dress and act. 5. someone who will make a fine police officer.

I saw that soldier spear a baby on his bayonet after disemboweling it's mother. Then I saw another soldier standing on top of a naked prisoner and laughing. God Bless America.

by sponge bob May 13, 2005

nubish soldier

a form of a nub; widely know as a miniature human that is, and never will the in the "mood" to do any physical interaction of the body. (commonly possesses a small penis)

Alex: "Did u see Aidan not wrestle against me"

Chris: "He must of not been in the mood"

Alex: "What a nubish soldier!"

by R1.mma.nub August 24, 2009

Tourettes soldier

A person in the military who suffers from tourettes syndrome

Sgt Nelson- "Private casualty report"
Tourettes Soldier - "Tons of ASS!"
Sgt Nelson - "We need some covering fire coporal!"
Tourettes Soldier - " Cover my FUCKING NIPPLES!

by ufcfan71 January 1, 2012