Snail Saddle

A mustache

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle

by Handleburg April 7, 2025

Snail

The snail...he's always there...you escape? He follows you..what can you do? Nothing. If it touches you, you die. Can it die? No. It's immortal...

Guy 1: What the fuck is a snail doing here, just step on it

Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

by cookuh June 6, 2025

Snail

A man that has low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, & a stuffy nose/sinus issues. Could be referred to as “A Gary” as in Sponge Bobs friend.

Actual Name _____Gary (nickname because _____ is a “snail” almost an asexual .

“What’s Gary up to ? Is he still being a cuckold?”

“Girl, you mean he is a snail, no wonder you need a vibrator. Damn.”

by Rasheda September 18, 2022

Raisin Snail

The residue left on your chin after eating Nicks ass. Residue usually consists of feces, pubes, and hemorrhoid blood.

Damn, Nick got me good with a raisin snail after that booty sandwich!

Im glad nick left me a raisin snail, I needed to floss anyways.

by AssAppetite May 10, 2020

Gym snail

A person who goes to the gym and doesn't wipe down their sweat off of the gym equipment

I went to the gym earlier and a gym snail had used the equipment I needed, gross.

by Canton town August 5, 2019

Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016

Snail slappin

The act of two females slapping their vaginas against eachother. Also known as scissoring.

Those girls had a snail slappin marathon last night.

by Russell the wonder muscle June 24, 2021