smooth criminal

When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.

Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!

by secret December 1, 2003

smooth bacon

an expression of joy or amazement

I won the lottery! SMOOTH BACON!

by Bob McJones May 16, 2006

smoothie

a girl who shaved her pussy!!
(sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!)

that girl was such a smoothie!!

by someone who shall remain name less!! August 6, 2003

Smooshie

A combination between the words "squishy" and "smoosh". Used in context, both "smoosh" and "squishy" can be replaced by "smooshie" to make more concise sentences. Instead of saying "I smooshed you with my squishy boobs," you could say "I smooshied you."
sense = made.

I smooshied you and you liked it.

by Grammar Cracker May 14, 2011

Smoopy

Definition: Smoopy is the nickname of my bird.

Example: This is my bird, Smoopy. *points at Smoopy*

by H February 28, 2005

Smoopy

A feeling of self-consciousness usually accompanied by mopiness. Also refers to feelings of embarassment, inwardness, or lack of confidence. Often presents as a fear that no one likes you, that what you're doing/wearing is embarrassing or that the person you are with (i.e.: mom) is embarrassing.

Prevalent among preteens and teens but also present in pre-menstrual or otherwise stressed females. Men also undergo bouts of acute episodic smoopiness, sometimes mistaken for man-PMS.

Go easy on Kate's ugly pants today. She's all smoopy.

by SnootyFalooty August 13, 2010

Chocolate blueberry smoothie

This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.

"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."

by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008