shamedango

smallest dick in the world

Damn that kids got a shamedango! What a loser!!

by Yomama May 13, 2005

Shaned

1. To be marooned by a bisexual.
2. To become a wannabe hacker.

1. Dude...You just got shaned by that noob!
2. Ever since he stole that guys myspace, he's shaned.

by Deyphid R. Odriques June 30, 2008

Shawed-off Sotgun

A retractable mallet, often confused with the more common sawed-off shotgun.

imma beat your face in with my shawed-off sotgun!

by logwash December 9, 2008

martini glass shape

the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape

I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.

by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007

shaved ape

An extremely backwards thinking or primitive person, especially when it comes to superstition, tribalism, or epistemology.

I tried to explain to this homoeopathic neophyte that the dilution of his medicine left it so that no substance other than water was left. That's when the shaved apes came down from the trees shouting their heads off and flinging their filth at my sacrilege.

by madric November 3, 2011

shakedown street

any street corner, alley, or cul de sac in which at any one time, numberous dopeboys are servin' up a wide array of desirable drugs.

ey dog, we gotta ride up on shakedown street, get three in the key and post up homey.

by eboy May 30, 2006

shaded out

verb- to have plans of chillin with someone, and then they randomly make excuses of why they can't hang out, or they just ignore you

I was bout to go to this party with Tina, but then she shaded out on me. What a hoe.

by Busta Cherry June 8, 2011