Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Shank

Shower wank, that is to say to masturbate whilst in the shower.

I wont be home this weekend mum, I'm having a shank.

Where's Greg?
He's shanking.

by starkadder March 18, 2009

shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 12, 2017

Shank

can be used as a name if you like or love someone it can also mean that you physically harmed someone

Shank: I shanked someone with a knife

Shank: Hey shank

by 7271&nsjwjqi81771 February 25, 2018

Shank

The slang word for stab commonly used by chavs or roadmen.

I'll shank you bruv.-chav/roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020

Mexican meat shank

a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.

I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.

by geusbshsown January 18, 2023

Emma Shanks

The best sister ever :)

Emma Shanks is the best sister ever!
Emma Shanks is awesome!

by ThisTaken May 3, 2022