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Samurai Anthony

samurai Anthony
Defintion: An unatrual human or creature, lives for 1000's of millions of years. he is so powerful if he breathes he can kill you, if you run you will find your body parts everywhere, if he blinks the part that he faces blows up, if he stomps he will cause a destructive earthquake, no one knows when this species dies last known death rate ratio was around 0:0. if ever encountering one just close your eyes and pray that you will not become a bitch to them. they eat dead people and souls, and especially tears of children.
R.I.P for those that have come in contact with him i wish you all a very very sory.
they say that jack the ripper killed all of those people guess again.
Stay out of samurai anthony's path, because if you do it will be your last.
one last thing when death layed its hands on him, death died.
sentence: As zach was walking down the street, zach looked at samurai anthony and died.
Source: big big big big big big guy, california
sentence: As zach was walking down the street, zach looked at samurai anthony and died.
please publish this, this is for a friend
by big big big big big big guy April 23, 2008
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samuel l jackson

a black, bad-ass nigga in nearly every movie
Did you here if that new movie was good or not?

not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass
by pirate-ninja of death October 16, 2006
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Samuelite

Kevin Samuels minions/zealots who are quick to quote Kevin Samuels' critiques on women but refuse to work on themselves. They often make claims to be "high value men" without meeting any of the criteria listed by Samuels himself. They use Samuel's harsh criticism of women as an excuse to be demeaning and condescending to women and love to use his buzzwords without any accountability for his own actions. Signs you are dating a Samuelite include false claims of being an alpha male and being asked what you bring to the table. They refer to him as the Godfather and don't see anything wrong with what he has to say or how he says it. They are quick to reference your feminine energy whenever you respond without an ounce of authority to their stupidity.
Girl how was your date last night?

It would've been great but he turned out to be a Samuelite.
by SuperCoolJesusGirl September 21, 2021
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Asante Samuel

Possibly the biggest choker in NFL history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
by Conny1234 February 9, 2009
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Shamus

The word for a chubby native, hindu, or the rare albino Shamus. Originating from Surrey, British Columbia, Canada. Round body, with subtle bosom. Long, Brendan-Fraser-as-George-of-the-Jungle like hair. If one recognizes a Shamus, that person must repeatedly yell, "SHAMUS!" to notify that person that they are indeed, a Shamus.
Guy: "Dude, look at that chick."
Other Guy: "SHAMUSSS!!!!"

"You fuckin' Shamus!!"

"Your Mom looks like a Shamus."
by B-RadA. January 15, 2008
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shamus

a man who is extremely athletic person who has a large cock and who is cooler than most people see felix has fucked his dick raw many atime dont bring your girl around him.
woah that dude is a total shamus
by fuckfelix6969 March 29, 2011
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samurai

Ancient Japanese warrior, usually sword-wielding.
by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002
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