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Many fundamentalist Christians tell me that the world is six thousand years old. They say the Bible says so, indirectly, and they show this by comparing genealogies from Adam to Jesus. These add up to 4,000 years, and Jesus was born 2,000 years ago. I do NOT believe this because SCIENCE says otherwise.

Get REAL! Get SCIENTISM!
by Agnos Morehead August 5, 2006
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sports scientist

1. A person studying or research sport, exercise, and physical performance.

2. A stupid person at university. From the perceived low entry requirements and standards of sports science university courses.
1. 'The sports scientist thought the track was too narrow'.

2. 'The sports scientist had to be shown how to open a book'.
by Bill April 16, 2004
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Stoner science(best read when stoned)

the bullshit formulas, procedures and reasons stoners used to explain certain phenomenon and develop theories based on said phenomenon. what causes stoners to explain why things happen with bullshit reasoning that sounds scientific. semi-related to stoner logic. The person who experienced these thoughts while high inferred them to be a type of reasoning ,generally used with pointless topics while stoned, thus it was named Stoner Science. Not everyone can use stoner science. Aperson needs the right mindset. A scientific/philosophical mindset generally. Others may work.
Actual example of Stoner Science from actual stoned person: The reason why sugary drinks helps wash away cottonmouth: Elements possibly have microbiological properties. THC is very weak microbiologically and therefore most liquids can get rid of the cottonmouth possibly caused by THC particles that collect around the inside of your mouth after smoking marijuana. Microbiologically, most liquids are stronger than THC and work like white blood cells to eradicate viruses. They go into your mouth and the erosion of the slick layer of THC that is cottonmouth is caused by the microorganisms of the liquid killing the THC microorganisms. Sugar is microbiologically stronger than liquid because of the fact that it is made of tiny crystals. The sugar microorganisms roll across your mouth and tear through the THC killing its microorganisms. THC that didn't die will gather back together and reform the layer in your mouth, but the layer will be thinner. This is why after the first drink your cottonmouth is not as bad. Other examples incude: Why dirt covers the scent of a lot of things and why freash air brings down a high.(Typed by the person who experienced these thoughts while high. If you did not understand it you were either sober or high but you do not have the correct mindset.) stoner science(best read when stoned)
by Zerohazrd October 12, 2010
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Science

Systematic analysis of nature, tends to produce hubris in humans.
After the 17th Century science made men think they were the greatest things in the universe
by Wes July 24, 2003
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Schone-ing

The act of failing miserable at a job, can also be defined as a subset of physical problem brought on by a job i.e. symptoms of a heart attack, inability to speak in full sentences, rambling for hours but not saying anything.
"How do you like your new manager?"

"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."

"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."

"Wow. Sorry to hear that."

"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"
by GTFOSTFU September 4, 2012
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SCIENCE

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by I LIKE CHEEEZE October 2, 2019
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king science

Most diverse school in Nebraska

Home of some Karen teachers and the dean who uses a megaphone because he’s short and people don’t hear him
95% of the boys act gay but are scared to get called gay
5+ fights each week
A lot happens at king science
If your walking the halls during class time, then a random kid will yell “DON’T BE SKIPPING, YOU GOT A HALL PASS?” Then u gotta run away from that kid
Whenever kids from king science go to district events, teachers from other schools stereotype them and be like “I don’t know how it works at your school, but there is no drugs and no firearms at this event!!!”
Person one: Omg you go to king science?
Person two: Yes, the school is a different breed!
by Coochiewomanz April 18, 2022
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