Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 6, 2017

Russian Smokeout

The act of getting high (specifically marijuana) in your bathroom at home. This is done in order to use the fan to blow the smoke outdoors, thus avoiding stinking up your home.

“We can’t smoke in here, my landlord will smell it.”

“No worries, time for a Russian Smokeout!”

by ryotTHEErhino December 27, 2019

Russian Heavyweight

A large Russian prostitute known for her large hips and gut

“Man, that Russian Heavyweight did wonders.”

by Funpositions69 March 27, 2020

Russian Crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off

1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.

by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016

Russian Utter

A burley Russian woman who feeds multiple vodka filled drunks from her breasts after a long day at the Bar, then sings Russian lullibys to them.

Sure glad that Russian Utter was at the bar I needed some good comforting.

by walk the dog February 5, 2014

full russian

Someone releasing their inner Russian side to respond coldly.

Wow, did you see the way he responded to that email? He went full russian.

by half-full-russian December 5, 2019

Russian Bear

1. During the 1970's porn movement, an actor who's character resembled a large russian male with a heavy accent, limited english vocabulary, hairy chest, and beard (similar to that of a lumberjack).

2. Strong and Intimidating. Capable off crushing your body with their bare hands.

Ben: You seen this one yet?
Brett: No, sure is old though. Couldn't you have found some newer stuff? The girls in this don't even shave..
Ben: Haha! Look at his hairy old ass.
Brett: (with thick accent) Like russian bear, I break your legs!

by Bstylie November 16, 2006