Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
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A term used to describe someone who, enjoys a series of movies based on books. Such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. However, they have never actually read any of the books.
Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
by Clawdea December 3, 2011
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Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.
Molly: There aren't any questions?
Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.
Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.
Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.
Molly: Oh Peter Reader.
Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.
Molly: There aren't any questions?
Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.
Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.
Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.
Molly: Oh Peter Reader.
by Peter Reader February 3, 2013
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Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.
by CaptainKen September 16, 2014
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Guy2: yes!
Guy1: then tell me, what was it about?
Guy2: Pfff, I don´t know.
Guy1: Then you´ve Deshvar read it.
Guy2: yes!
Guy1: then tell me, what was it about?
Guy2: Pfff, I don´t know.
Guy1: Then you´ve Deshvar read it.
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Holy fuck Maria Read is super hot
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Maria Read is my best friend
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