Post-Ejaculation Revelation

(PERV)-Noun.

The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)

Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.

So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:

"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"

The rest is history.

by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009

reverse shocker

Similar to the shocker, but opposite. For the anal whores who wouldn't feel just a pinky. One in the pink, two in the stink.

long live the shock-her.

by Anti December 30, 2004

Revis Island

A place where NFL wide receivers frequently get lost. Ruled by Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis, once you enter Revis Island, you're not coming back.

List of Receivers gone missing on Revis Island to date:
Randy Moss
Ocho cinco
Steve Smith
Andre Johnson
Sam Huxley
Terrell Owens

randy moss got nuthin on revis island

2/3 of the Earth is covered by water
Revis covers the rest

by snatchbox January 6, 2010

reverse double dutch rudder

The REVERSE double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men facing away from each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

Somewhat less gay than the double dutch rudder (when the men are facing each other), and worth it if you can perfect it.

Guy 1: Hey man, you up for some double dutch rudder action?
Guy 2: IDK, isn't that kind of gay?
Guy 1: True... how 'bout a REVERSE double dutch rudder?!
Guy 2: sounds good to me!

by CircleJerk001 March 27, 2011

Revolver Ocelot

King of all badassery. Toasts hundreds of fools with his Single Action Army revolver like its nothing new. Ruins people's shit as often as he breathes. Has an arm that is controlled by Liquid Snake, a dead guy with a British accent.

"Whoa, you're such a Revolver Ocelot, I want your children!"

by Vice January 4, 2005

reverse monster bomb

The opposite of a monster bomb. Made by dropping a shot of monster energy drink into 4oz of chilled, preferably high quality, vodka. Best taken quickly and sparingly.

Thats funny, I don't remember taking any reverse monster bombs last night...

by Corey Dunn January 13, 2008

revie

the most intelligent, handsome, and athletic state that you could possibly be in.

Wow, you really are a revie.

by omgitsaustinpowers January 26, 2011