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Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.
"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
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Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.
by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009
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retald

by bobcat27 August 22, 2007
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retaliationship

A relationship in which the two partners are together for retaliatory purposes:
a/ to fight with each other about why they ever got together
b/ to prevent each other from being with someone else whom the other dislikes more than the other person in the relationship
c/ to punish each other for all past grievances in said relationship
Those two can't stop fighting and should have broken up a thousand times,but neither will let the other be free - its not a relationship, its a retaliationship
by hulaballoo December 29, 2008
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Rectal Nazi

Also called "anal nazi." Someone who harbors fantasies with both elements of butt play and nazis. These fantasies are generally not shared with the public. A rectal nazi can be gay or straight, and can be male or female. Frighteningly, they are indistinguishable from normal, healthy people.
"Tell me your fantasy."
"Well, okay. I get rammed up the rear by Adolf Hitler until my intestines fall out and then I put on a strap on and fuck his butt until his intestines fall out."
"We should see other people."

Stay away from Georgia, she's a rectal nazi.
by georgia8888 May 31, 2009
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crack rental

When a drug user rents a vehicle to another person in exchange for crack or in exchange for money to be used on crack. The drug doesn't necessarily have to be crack and the time can run from a set period to a more or less indefinite one. The most common disputes crop up when it turns out the vehicle is stolen, the rentee never returns the car (under the assumption the renter won't report) or the renter reports that the rentee stole the vehicle despite the agreed rental.
Crackhead: I need some jacks right away.
Dealer: Well, then you gots to pay.
Crackhead: I'm broke, but you can take my car for the weekend.
Dealer: You wanna do a crack rental? Alright, deal. Here ya go **hands over the rock**
Crackhead: Boo-ya! Time to chase the dragon baby!
by jackasher April 28, 2009
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