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Religion

Rationalization for people with a relativity low IQ.
"Hey Joe, why do you like religion so much?"
"I love religion, because religion gives me a purpose!"
by łaco December 12, 2020
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religion

the act of shunning people who do not believe in your imaginary friends. and the act of doing irrational things for the sake of a seat in a place that doesn't actually exist
religion made him/her hurt their friend who didn't believe
by totallylegityaweh June 28, 2022
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Found Religion

A person has suddenly become passionate or committed to something as if it were a religion.
"Dave used to waste money, but after having kids, he found religion about saving for the future."
by TheToesKnows August 12, 2025
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religion

Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.
Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.
by itoldyouimnotanalien January 4, 2018
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true religions

by tootmen May 19, 2025
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Send religion

Following the send gods and keeping the send going.
Are you part of the send religion?
by Send God January 24, 2021
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Religion

Basically a huge cult but with less sacrificial rituals, and more man made lies.
by discustang March 23, 2022
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