catching reds

when your driving and you keep getting red lights, one after another.

i trying to follow him but i caught too many reds

by derek doo August 12, 2005

red bradley

the medical condition for excruciatingly painful sunburn, when fair skinned redheads spend too much time in the sun and have to soak all day in cream

Adam has a bad case of red bradley after fishing all day.

by Mr. French Tickler March 2, 2009

red plum

When a guy dips his balls in a bloodied period-pussy.

I was blessed to earn the red plum badge of honor last night and as I retracted my left ball I said to her "periods don't stop anything, but a sentence baby".

by Mister Poopybutthole October 6, 2015

Cocksucker red

The wearing of bright red lipstick by a female.

Samantha always wears that bright red lipstick. I think it's called cocksucker red.

by Jack Madison December 19, 2016

Red Bullshit

A Red Bull addict's foolish acts

Tom, enough of your red bullshit and get back to your homework.

by lolmaster444 May 12, 2019

the red king

The king of kings

The red king is the king of all kings, he is very handsome.

by Urbans92 May 16, 2019

Red Creek

Red Creek is a back country redneck school with higher ambitions. Priding itself on its numerous commendations, it has spent its grants on dozens of trivial projects such as a new track and new bleachers but has yet to fix the air conditioning/heating. The athletics program in red creek is also a joke. Still holding onto the legends of the past, the soccer coaches choose to overlook the weak athletics compared to nearby schools such as clyde-savannah, preferring to look back on the glory days, several of which are still hanging on the wall, despite being older than your dad. None of the other sports even matter despite average performance. The surrounding area is mostly retired people and meth-heads. The student body is made up of the Juul kids, the depressed meme dealers, and popular kids who used to be relevant back in middle school but you know are having a mid life crisis at the age of 17. The middle school is not even worth mentioning as it is just a wasteland of sexually transmitted diseases and the scent of hormones.

"Bro this was worse than back when I went to Red Creek"

by Red Crick Kid December 11, 2019