Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
by muwtu May 4, 2020
freind: how to read?
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true
by your local department April 6, 2022
When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
A point to where a person's tapeline is so messed up it can be anywhere ,hinting to the first part of The Reading Rainbow theme song " I CAN GO ANYWHERE....."
People who dye their tapeline like the colors on a rainbow , Usually on accident.
People who dye their tapeline like the colors on a rainbow , Usually on accident.
Jaylon: Nigga you got dat Reading Rainbow Tapeline it's saying " I CAN GO ANYWHERE!!"
Jenny: Uhh DAMN GURL YO GOT GREEN, YELLOW, ORANGE, PURPLE, AND BLUE ON YOUR TAPELINE!
WHAT THE HELL YOU DID MAKE YOURSELF A READING RAINBOW TAPELINE?!
Jenny: Uhh DAMN GURL YO GOT GREEN, YELLOW, ORANGE, PURPLE, AND BLUE ON YOUR TAPELINE!
WHAT THE HELL YOU DID MAKE YOURSELF A READING RAINBOW TAPELINE?!
by Grumpy Gril'la November 29, 2016
Nightmares new youtube channel he made while dying in an endless void of negativity. With his book bag he managed to instead of pulling out the books pulled out 89 breakfast sandwiches and a possum.
"READING BOOKS WITH NIGHTMARE!"
"Today we are reading my book. Dying from a rotting apple."
"Chapter 1. The start."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHH I CANT FEEL MY EYES AND BODY IM FUCKING DYING AAAAAAAUGHHH-"
"2 seconds later. I started hacking up vommit and phlem. But it wasnt either, IT WAS FUCKING BLACK GOOP??"
"JESUS CHRIST I CANT FEEL MY TOES AND MY EYES!!! AUGHHHHH- AUAUGIOERWHGDSUYFGHIHBDHFGB-"
"He then died. We atleast thought."
"MY FUCKING BODY IS IS DISINIGRATING AND BURNING UNDER MY OWN WEIGHT!!!! IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE NOW!! NOW THE WHOLE DAMN VILLAGEEE!!! BROTHER YOUR A LITTLE SHIT IM COMING FOR YOU FIRST!!!!"
"He uh. He then killed the village and made his brother shit himself and turn to stone. With shit stains."
"But it wasnt him. It was that bitch nox. He fucking took over me. Yes im narrating. So? He fucking killed me. I want to kill him next."
"FUCKING HELP ME YOU FAT ROACHESSS!!!"
"And thats chapter 1. Im gonna recreate the apple incident now."
"BROTHER NO!"
"Today we are reading my book. Dying from a rotting apple."
"Chapter 1. The start."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHH I CANT FEEL MY EYES AND BODY IM FUCKING DYING AAAAAAAUGHHH-"
"2 seconds later. I started hacking up vommit and phlem. But it wasnt either, IT WAS FUCKING BLACK GOOP??"
"JESUS CHRIST I CANT FEEL MY TOES AND MY EYES!!! AUGHHHHH- AUAUGIOERWHGDSUYFGHIHBDHFGB-"
"He then died. We atleast thought."
"MY FUCKING BODY IS IS DISINIGRATING AND BURNING UNDER MY OWN WEIGHT!!!! IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE NOW!! NOW THE WHOLE DAMN VILLAGEEE!!! BROTHER YOUR A LITTLE SHIT IM COMING FOR YOU FIRST!!!!"
"He uh. He then killed the village and made his brother shit himself and turn to stone. With shit stains."
"But it wasnt him. It was that bitch nox. He fucking took over me. Yes im narrating. So? He fucking killed me. I want to kill him next."
"FUCKING HELP ME YOU FAT ROACHESSS!!!"
"And thats chapter 1. Im gonna recreate the apple incident now."
"BROTHER NO!"
by Liv!Hakana May 23, 2023
Read Below:
I will kill you.
I will kill you.
by Cade Cade March 7, 2021
Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.
"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"
"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."
or
"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "
"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."
or
"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "
by smeefus August 28, 2019