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This Text Is Being Read Aloud

This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.
Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid
by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022
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Do not read this mug

Do not read this mug is what you say when you dont want someone readying you're new UD mug
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it
by LambadaCore March 19, 2023
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fast read

A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.
Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.
by jakaha January 2, 2009
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Only Read romance books

Someone who reads only romance books is because the lack of romance in he/her life. They are either lonely and want to experience thru other people stories.
I only read romance books, but in reality, I'm feeling lonely in a world of love stories.
by lovely72636 October 25, 2023
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karen readed

To be so utterly gullible that you have be led to believe the most absurd theories put forth by paid frauds and propogandists while ignoring actual evidence.
The cult members have been karen readed for so long they would not believe she was guilty if she announced it on national TV.
by JT Miller April 23, 2025
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reading school

a school in reading that looks like a castle with a bunch of asian kids in it
by iHateFurry October 22, 2023
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Getting hit with the reads

When you are in a computer class and all the correct answers are online, so you don't do any of your work. Also know as online cheating.

Lol Mrs. Fellows Jk
Wow in 7th period Mrs.Fellows was Getting hit with the reads by finky
by Drew Debree June 30, 2016
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