readingasm 

readingasm (ree-ding-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1. the heightened physical and emotional sensation experienced while watching Nirvana: Live at Reading
2. a similar point of intensity or excitement from other Nirvana entertainment

-verb
1. to have a readingasm

watching the entire MTV Unplugged special is sure to produce multiple readingasms

readingasm by Lily_of_Geeks November 3, 2009

Donkey reader

A person who study a lot- a geek- a dork- a swotty person - a bokworm

My classmate is such a super donkey reader ,he does nothing but study & he's really socially retarded.

Donkey reader by posh21 January 14, 2015

popcorn reading 

Popcorn reading.

The horrifying technique of a teacher calling on students hands raised or not.

Mrs. Skate kept popcorn reading on all the students enjoying our pain.

popcorn reading by Oco Alexandras November 24, 2017

i ready 

a terrible website that increases your chance of deipion~suside~sickness~sandness~and much more if it was a place it would be down there and if it was a person it would be saiten if it were extinct there would be world peace if

Mom: Why did you not do I ready

Sam: oh I don't know maybe because it sucks

like if u want this website dead

I HATE I READY

i ready by i ready is trash October 1, 2020

Summer reading

A horrible thing that teachers inflict upon us to make summer bad.

my teacher assigned us summer reading... and now i cant go anywhere!

Summer reading by skydnee July 4, 2008

ready 

1.) Crack cocaine. "Ready" is contrasted to "Raw", where Ready is the cooked and smokeable form of cocaine, Raw refers to the pure powder form (but may also refer to heroin or sometimes other unrefined drugs).

Keep this in mind when you're trying to score in the ghetto.

2.) More common among non-fiends, "Ready" is usually used to describe a level of sexual awareness and anticipation.

ex 1.) We went down to the ghetto to cop some H, but all we could find was ready.

ex 2.) My girl left me cause she was wet and ready, but I was nodding so hard I just didn't give a fuck. Oh well, now I just slam more.

ready by iwritethingstoo September 21, 2009

Person reading this 

Sup person reading this hows it going today?

Retard 1: Hey person reading this!
Retarded no life: How's it going?

Person reading this by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019