rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

Rubbahneck

An absolute legend who resides in P-Town, Maine. Smokes more pot than snoop dawg and drives a clapped out GMC pulling a welding trailer.

Hey man, that’s a hell of a weld! Who did that?

Ayuh, old Rubbahneck tacked that one up for me, then plowed out my ol’ lady’s driveway

by Tbonebigdome April 5, 2021

Rubber Rider

A BMX bicycle rider

great the local rubber rider showed up at the skatepark, everyone get ready to be snaked

by TattyM July 28, 2021

Rubber Dumpy

A condom full of shit that is played with in the bathtub.

Can you pass me my rubber dumpy? I’m already in the bath and forgot it.

by Big tall guy February 9, 2022

rubber thumper

When you making love to a chick hittin it from the back, then you pull out a rubber band and snap her asshole

I was fuckin this bitch from the back and hit her with the rubber thumper, best orgasm ever

by KoNvIcT747 February 23, 2022

Rubbing cheese

Two lesbians with yeast infections performing sexual acts.

I bet those two were rubbing cheese last night.

by Shaunaldmcdnald April 30, 2022

Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!

“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber

by Genderless blob June 30, 2022