Willow Pattern

A beautiful picture, about a tree, very used on chinese motifs. It was designed by a english man. It's also the name of a song by Dolores O'riordan.

I'm dreaming at the willow pattern.

by Dariordan March 27, 2009

lizzi patterson

oral sex in a public area

hey guys i'm gonna get a lizzi patterson in the bathroom

by devilcry08 July 8, 2009

fist-puter

A computing device you would hold in your fist. Included is any mobile computing device: calculator (the original), cell phones and mp3 players with texting and web access, smartphones, ect.

Standing in the auto parts store, I whipped out my fist-puter and found a great price for lube at the local super-store: back to the van!

by Fozzie Fozzmosis January 8, 2011

Kirsty Patterson

The Lesbian of UWE girls!

"Kirsty Patterson"
Charlie J James: Do you know K-Patz
Alex Bennett: Yeah isn't she the one that hangs round with the ultimate Don Danielle.
Charlie J James: think so heard she likes bare girldem.

by Girl212 December 7, 2012

ashley potter

related to Harry potter, she runs around school yelling some sort of magical spells that don't do anything. overall a pretty swaggy person who just doesn't give a fuck

person 1: what's she doing?

person 2: being Ashley Potter

Ashley: bkurgblibsgipeoinf

by swaggyafro December 18, 2013

Arne-petter

Arne and Petter is common norwegian names, but if you put the names together it gets a new meaning. Arne-Petter is usually a tall guy who often are referred as "the perfect wingman". Because of they're height and good vision, they can spot a pray in the club like no other.

Can often do a "wingman rape" to help the their friends getting laid.

I have a girl on the hook, but i need a "Arne-Petter" to close the deal, because of her lonely friend who are cockblocking me.

by Grabben May 10, 2014

Penis Patter

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.

"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."

by InsignisMemoria March 29, 2016