Parchment

Another term for money used by the Ibis Tribe

"I need to get that Parchment"

by thahib September 21, 2009

Percher

A fart, that after attempting to hold in, escapes in a loud, violent, foul-smelling burst.

"Ma, I tried to hold it, but it was a percher!"

by Keira Kei July 22, 2006

porch dick

The act of sitting uppon a stoop primarily on a porch whilst proceeding to act as a large dong

Old crotchety man: get off my lawn
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.

by truly. me March 8, 2015

purchase college

"A close-minded, self centered social club, its just a meaningles fad. A bunch of chickenshit conformists."

Puchase college is a bunch of Yippies that think its cool to be artist. Purchase college equals TRENDY ART FAGS. DESECRATION OF ART.

by purchase college student voice April 18, 2008

perchaps

its perhaps...but chaps

"Do you want to go to cook-out?"

"perchaps"

by chazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 5, 2009

Porch Honkey

A name for a white person who acts, wants to be, or thinks they are black.

John: Man... Look at the gangsta lean on that white boy over there!

Vanessa: Yeah. What a Porch Honkey!

"This word was created by me. I feel that wigger is boring and outdated. I just like to make people laugh. This is creative, funny and a little less offensive than wigger. : )"

wigger wanna-be Porch Honkey

by Dervish888 September 13, 2009

Front porched

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

by Gmillsman May 22, 2017