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Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss

1. A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".
by Billy Delashmutt July 29, 2008
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penguin

"one by one the penguins steal my sanity" - some sitcker, and shirt. I beleive it generated from the movie fight club, when the penguins take blocks of ice, and walk away with them.
by Scott " the yellow dart " Hoey December 2, 2003
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Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009
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Penguining

Is the art of robbing gay businessmen/MPs/Lords in London, by offering a blow job then just as there trousers are down you tie the pants round the trousers then stealthy steal the wallet followed by giving the guy a gentle push to the ground. the guy looks like a penguin as he tries to get up and chase you
Earnt 400 quid last night.
"how"
went out penguining and met some guy in an ally near the house of lords. You should of seen him flapping trying to get up and chase me
by bankrobber1980 October 22, 2013
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penguinlords

penguinlords is a TikToker who posts really good content
omg did u hear about the best TikToker penguinlords

omg yes they are amazing
by penguinlords November 30, 2020
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Dick Penguin

Norwegian Penguins with an unsatisfying lust for dicks. They lure their prey into igloos and then proceed to remove the prey's dick via axe, sword, knives etc.
They live in a strict monarchy following a female leader with the title: Queen of the Dick Penguins. Their current leader is "Siril, first of her name" and her preferred weapon her trusty chainsaw.
George was sacrificed to the Dick Penguins and therefore had to die a virgin.

If you find a dickless tourist, he probably went to Norway and encountered some Dick Penguins.
by PenguinloverXXX December 2, 2016
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Killer Penguin

The most skilled killer in the world who can do anything to destroy his enemies
That serial killer is like a Killer Penguin.
by Yoman21 March 7, 2022
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