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permachlor

Being in the pool so much that you permanently smell like chlorine
damn girl you need to stop swimming, you are permachlor
by Chetan Desai June 10, 2005
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permacaps

the act of carrying on a normal conversation entirely in caps lock.
"oh, hey lees"
"HAAAAAI, WHAT'S UP"
"oh nothing"
"LAWLZ WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING EXCITING ON FRIDAY"
"... why are you in caps lock?"
"OH IT'S PERMACAPS, SORRZ"
by lees January 26, 2008
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Premature B Release

The act of letting go the B button too soon while playing Wii Bowling.
I totally messed up that frame because of my premature B release.

Nice premature B release.
by J Bone McGee March 19, 2010
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Premature Ejokulation

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.
Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
by dh718 March 26, 2010
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Premature Judgulation

When someone judges you without gathing sufficient information to do so. You are offended not because you care what they think but because they have not exercised due diligence when forming an opinion about you.
A: "...and now they think I'm racist"
B: "But you ARE racist"
A: "But they don't know that. Its premature judgulation!"
B: "Sure they do. I told them you are a racist"
A: "Oh. Thats ok then"
by cheesepizza November 14, 2010
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premarkable

Close to remarkable but not quite.
mark, I appreciate the sentiment but this gift's pretty premarkable.

dude that was premarkable! you just gotta stick your landings
by abbaloo December 16, 2010
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premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.
Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....
by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011
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