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Pokemon

pokemon is a fucking tv show not an anime I hate having to tell people this simple fact jesus
"yo have you seen the new Pokemon episode? it's my favorite out of all animes I've watched."

"I'm bouta slap you boi
by Kempic, Master of Thighs June 17, 2018
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Pokeman

One of the many incorrect ways to say Pokemon.
Mom: Show your nice friend Billy your Pokeman collection.
Me: 1. It is pronounced Pokemon 2. I haven't liked them since I was 11.
Mom: But just yesterday you made me bring you to the store to buy a pack of Pokeman cards.
Me: Shut up mom! Not in front of my friends.
by im not a pedo May 12, 2019
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Pokémon BDSP

Pokémon BDSP or Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are remakes of the absolute masterpieces Pokémon Diamond and Pokémon Pearl. Normally Pokémon games are easy as fuck and in these remakes they're not as hard as the originals but Cynthia still fucks you in the ass before you give up and break your nintendo switch. Caused a lot of arguments if it's a Pokémon Platinum remake or a Diamond and Pearl remake.
Person 1: Hey are you enjoying Pokémon BDSP, the new Diamond and Pearl remakes?
Person 2: Actually, it's better described as a Platinum remake!
Person 1: I really don't give a fuck.

Person: Pokémon games are too easy!
GameFreak and ILCA: Ok, *Makes game harder*
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO CYNTHIA IS TOO HARD!!!!!!!
by KratosBigDickDaddy November 24, 2021
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Pokemon

i love dick and pokemon
by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH April 13, 2022
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/r/pokemon

by Paladin123 August 23, 2017
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Pokemon GO

A new disease that started in July 2016 that is causing not only the youth but adults to take the streets, paths, and road to capture and find creatures known as Pokemon. It is ruining families, friendships, humanity. It is a application available on IOS or Android, and when you download it opens the app to techno music and allows you to create your trainer/character and then you meet a man who go's through a sequence of sentences and ask if you want to help him catch pokemon. Then when you say yes he puts three pokemon in front of you and you choose one and throw your pokeball at it. This addiction needs to stop now.
Hannah : "Hey Dylan! What did you do all summer?"
Dylan : "I lost twenty four pounds thanks to Pokemon GO"
Hannah : "Leave my house now, you're a disgrace."
by Hannah Wallace July 12, 2016
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Normal-type Pokemon

Pokemon that have no specific strengths/advantages over other types and are weak against Fighting and Ghost Pokemon.
Meowth
Pidgey
Snubble
Hoothoot
Jigglypuff
by Shawn B. October 23, 2003
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