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The little lolly pops who could

a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)
"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.

Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.

Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.

Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.

Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.

Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.

Mean lolly turns nice: i love you

Nice lolly: i love you too.

Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :
by miserableindetention May 29, 2009
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Portland Popsicle

What happens after you give a Portland dangler and the girl licks the drink off of your junk.
I gave her the old Portland dangler and she made me a Portland Popsicle.
by potbellied stallion November 7, 2009
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One man popsicle stand

The deed of one dude freezing his dick and having a huge orgy with 5 or more different girls. All five girls at the same time suck thy bros dick to get it defrosted. Once that is completed the dude then closes up shop by giving all girls a special creamy facial. His dick will be so out of commission that he has to wait until next summer to open shop back up.
Guy1 -Yo Johnny guess what I just had?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?

Guy2- Ya

Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say

Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds
by rowdy cowboy6912 January 2, 2011
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Blue Popsicle

It is what a penis looks like after fucking a Smurf.
It's normal when you push it in and it's a blue popsicle when you pull it out.
by Brett M November 14, 2006
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poopus

"Honey, what are you doing? Stay away from the poopus!"
by Harper February 21, 2004
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Popes With Attitude

An excellent gang of masterful rap artists. Members are Flame Pope, Doc Pope, Bird Pope, Child-lover Pope, and Slut Pope. They hate the jews, and are believed to be responsible for bringing ideas of the "Neo Nazis" to America. They would love nothing more then to send all of the jews to Germany and start up the ovens again.

Child-lover Pope died of AIDS in the early ninties, and it is believed he contracted the disease from a contaminated minor.
"Yo homie! Lets go back to my place and put on some P.W.A. while we join the Neo Nazi forum."

"Bwooo, popes with attitude! Bwoooo, popes with attitude! When something happens in southern Italy, nothin happens, it's just another pope dead! Straight out the Vatican! Crazy motha fucker named Flame Pope, in a gang called Popes with attitude!"
by Sam Rankis July 12, 2006
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Italian popsicle

The act of taking popsicles and shoving them up eachothers assholes for pleasure and then eating them.
When I asked Johnny if he wanted an Italian popsicle, he said, "I'll pass, but i'll shove it up your ass and then eat it."
by BiggyMac75 August 8, 2009
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