squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.

Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.

by Ksuz June 17, 2009

Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 23, 2023

poor water discipline

The inability to handle (either type of) water when encountering something exciting. Keep it up and you're likely to have your water reclaimed by the tribe.

Early 80's David Lee Roth gives me poor water discipline.

by May 24, 2022

Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.

Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!

by The Real Slim Shardy May 31, 2024

poor unfortunate dome

brain/head/neck that you want and don't want at the same time. also a famous song.

hey uber driver, have you ever heard of poor unfortunate dome?

by dome man November 28, 2023

Poor Gamer Syndrome

Being too poor to to buy the games you desire.

"i just had a dream of Poor Gamer Syndrome"

by _Gamer_Moment_ April 22, 2020

Semi-poor

One step up from truly being poor. But one step down from being considered broke.
One wrong financial move away from being destitute.

I have just enough to pay most of my bills but not enough to have a social life. I'm semi-poor.

by xlant1 January 18, 2018