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Eyesauce I please triangle

Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.
My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!
by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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watch the tramcar please

some phrase that is always spat out of a speaker on a wildwood boardwalk tramcar. everyone hates it, but loves it
bob: yo dude how was wildwood?
joe: watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please
by quandledanle April 30, 2023
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Please stfu

A phrase used when one simply can not come up with a proper comeback.Can also be used when scared or simply embarrassed to try and dissolve the situation (fails often).Commonly used by -north korean genesis (aka eduardo el culito)
-Adrian please stfu
-bro just please stfu
Bro stfu
by xxXbelieberXxx June 17, 2022
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Please

You only say this when you’re a bottom. No discussion.
Most bottom’s say it like this “Please …😳 ! don’t do this to me.” It’s useless, the top will be more turned on. But now you know that it’s also a word used in bed. Kind of begging not to… yeah fill that in for yourself ;)
by hellothere! December 23, 2021
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