plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.

Plant sex is cringe!

by plantsix February 17, 2021

Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed

“I fucking love silly plants!”

by Taperoid March 29, 2024

Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

planting chics

Code for getting a pizza.

Hungry?
Yeah.
Planting chics?
Sure, sausage, mushroom and onion.

or

Netflix and planting chics?
Pizza and a movie sounds good.

by diK enieffaC ehT December 19, 2016

plants vs memes

An epic memified of the original PvZ that is full of memes.

Person 1: hey, have you seen plants vs memes?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s so MLG m9!

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 7, 2023

Plant

Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.

Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"

by Hu Flong Shit April 26, 2021

Plant

Its green.

"hey whats that green thing over there?"

"Oh that's a plant."

by ImAlive.com August 31, 2021