95 percent

The feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. You're not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. Everything is not QUITE right. Telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.

Rachele: I love not being hungover!
Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.

by notyouraveragepartygirl February 14, 2009

nine percenter

Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)

"That boy is ignorant... a life long nine percenter."

by Big Tweak March 21, 2010

Take about blank percent off there

Calm down; back off; "Take it down a notch"

Hey Mike, how about you take about blank percent off there?

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.
past tense- perceived.
..........

Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

peaches

A very nice stripper at Nuttin Butt Horseplay

1. Man, Peaches sure was shakin' dat azz tonight. Ma$e couldn't stop tossin' dolla billz in the thong.
2. "I see ya, Peaches....shakin' dat azz, shakin' dat azz"

by Scott Steiner December 5, 2003

Eagle Perch

The act of a man draping his genitals over another person shoulders. (variation of T-bagging)

"Dude i jus got eagle perched" (aka a nut sac was hanging on my shoulder)

by The one they call Andrew October 8, 2008

99 percent survival rate

How dangerous the corona virus really is.

The media is making everyone overreact to the 99 percent survival rate virus.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020