penis

a dink

i like to rub my penis

by mark September 27, 2003

penis

A hard, round, strong and smooth organ that burst in your mouth @ jus' tha right momment.

J's penis jus' exploded in Alicia's mouth and got all over her shirt.

by DatBytchUWant~~Lala September 1, 2004

Penis

A sexual organ vastly inferior to the clitoris. The penis has half the nerve endings of the clitoris.

Blimey, if that's how sadly you orgasm, you may as well have a penis.

by Da Sex Docta May 13, 2005

penis

a word that gay men look up in the urban dictionary

Why do you look up penis in the urban dictionary you faggots?

by daman555 May 8, 2010

penis

Penis:
-The thing that scares the shit outta you before having sex because you dont know if it's big enough for the girl

-The thing that always makes you ask yourself: "Is it big enough?"

-The only usefull part of a male

-Used for pleasure and sometimes used to give yourslef pleasure

ill always question myself about the size of my penis

by Lucas JG April 18, 2006

peni

a really big penis or a raging flock (multiple)

dude! look at those gay guys peni!

by jjfer April 21, 2006

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill, wammy, wowaweewa, private, pee pee hole, thingy, private, schniezer, halaluaer

1) wow man thats a schniezer u got there
2) You have a nice, how u say, wowaweewa!
3) Ahh, ya, stick that wammy in me!
4) Man, I wanna be black and have a huge schlong like them
5) My penis is better then yours.

by Mourad March 22, 2007