Pand

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"

Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

Pandalade

1. Pandalade (Ailuropoda melanoleuca Citrus Lemonos Ados) is the drink created when the bones, body, flesh, blood and testicles of the Ailuropoda melanoleuca (panda) are entriely crushed and mashed into a bloody pulp, and then mixed with a drink, the contents of which contain lemon juice, sugar, and water, also known as Citrus Lemonos Ados (lemonade.)
The drink is extremely refreshing but also rare in many countries but China and Middle-Earth.

2. The left nipple of a Sasquatchian howling spider in distress.

1. Hey dude, I totally had the most refreshing drink in the world. Pandalade dude, get it at any McDonald's restaurant starting February 2005! Have fun!

2. AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Pandalade! AGGGGGHHH!

by Sephicus Stampoodius Daedelificus Standaloftium January 5, 2005

Panda

A Panda is a thick chick with a pretty face.

Yo you going smash that chick again. No bro she was a Panda.

by @jessemonte May 27, 2016

Schlong Panda

A large, somewhat mysterious monster in the shape of a schlong or penis.

A group of scientists went to the Alps in search of the Schlong Panda.

by Mitch Stenford October 26, 2008

Pandabear

doing something cool in the eyes of kids from CCDS

Wow...you are so cool...pandabear

by historix January 22, 2005

panda express

Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.

"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"

by Joy May 13, 2005

Pandamonium

The act of being sodomized at work on your lunch break, in front of a large group of co-workers, by a bundt cake pan, then using the unwashed pan to bake a cake and serve it to others.

Oh man, last week at work was pandamonium!!

by c.h.r.i.s. July 12, 2006