Pemberton Parachute

A rarely observed mating ritual of homo sapiens from the Pacific North East. "The Pemberton Parachute" occurs when a female leaks or queefs male ejaculate and/or female "secretions" whilst asleep after a vigorous fudging. By the time of waking these various fluids have formed a cohesive bond in Satan's valley, swallowing, the entirety of the fitted sheet. Tired, but well rested from the previous nights fire hydrant jackhammering she leaps out of bed. This maneuver snaps the aforementioned fitted sheet from the mattress propelling the helpless woman out the window, fitted sheet, firmly attached in tow. It unfolds mid fall and thus safely, and embarrassingly returns the female to terra firma.

Meghan got a good shagging and had a good ol Pemberton Parachute eh?

by A. Strange December 6, 2020

Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021

TIGAS PARA KAY DYLAN

a word in philippines and america and jibs is bunot

oooooooooo my tigas para kay dylan
yooooooooooo tigas parA KAY DYLAN

by NIFUNIBORNO9BR November 14, 2021

pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.

“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”

by Kackmaster July 24, 2022

Ven Para

A great song by K-pop girl group Weeekly.
Stans are so mad about this eing just because of the group’s concept change that they couldn’t stop to appreciate how good it actually is.

Stan: “Bro what did they do to Weeekly, Ven Para is so bad!”
Me, enlightened: “Collect yourself hon, Ven Para outsold.”

by DonyT October 14, 2022

academic parachuting

when academic groups come in to do community outreach in an attempt to rescue or save impoverished communities however the work is considered lack luster or has not real value to the intended community only the value is perceived by the academics.

We are tired of universities coming in and preforming academic parachuting with no lasting impact.

by goodlogophile December 20, 2022