red panda

A type of bet made for the exchange of oral sex the bet winner has the ability to use this red panda at any moment anytime and the loser must perform immediately. no questions asked. before agreeing to this bet all parties understand that the rules of this bet cannot be alterred.

During a heated argument about wildlife the 2 people were so sure of themselves, 100 percent sure, that they made a red panda bet. it is said after years its still owned by the winner and is waiting for the perfect moment.

by lowflyingmighty December 6, 2013

happy panda

A attractive Asian girl.
It is to be called out when you see a cute asian girl.

(as an attactive asian woman walks by) HAPPY PANDA!!!!

by Glenn Eason October 24, 2006

black panda

A person that is like a shadow that wont leave u like another word for stalker.

Jon: man this girl wont stop following me, what a black panda.
Mike: wow my girl is one too, she is right in that bush right dere.
Jon: should we report them or nah? FUCKING BLACK PANDAS CAN SUCK MY DICK
*rustle*
girls voice: really?
guys: ahhhhh

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

OMGPOP Panda

A talking panda with ninja powers that will kill you all.

Watch out for the OMGPOP PANDA- JIMMY! NO!!!!!

by Mr Peep June 3, 2009

panda

night creature with black hearts and ravenous teeth that glow in the dark feasting on bums that sleep in the park. they'll hide under your bed. they'll rip you butt to shreads. The Chinese believe if you find a discarded panda tooth you have the power to summon GODZILLA. Like a shark pandas have huge teeth which are used to grind through bone candy and fences

"Hey look at that panda over there with his nasty teeth"

by Carly2010 August 7, 2006

panda face

A very cute, slightly sad face

We all stared akwardly at Tina until she made her panda face.

by ManiK December 31, 2006

kung fu panda

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.

I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.

by Matty Matarangelo February 23, 2009