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Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.
Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!
by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009
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Alabama Chili Pocket

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.
"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."
by sirterrence45 May 6, 2013
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Brazilian hot pocket

When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.
Dam girl I done fucked your so hard I declare that a Brazilian hot pocket
by The chaotic nigger June 4, 2016
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packeting

As a computer term, when someone slow downs or stops your internet connection via sending mass-data-packets, this means packeting.
Kiddies like packeting so much..
by 8een May 20, 2008
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pocket goat

a mythical creature that appears during long drives. It's a cute little critter that takes residence in your pocket. Is it real?
Goats are cute and pockets are handy, so why wouldn't you want a goat in your pocket; a pocket goat.
by Bleeeeeeaaat... February 5, 2009
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Pocket Bitch

A disposable tool. Someone you keep in your in your back pocket, to use anytime when needed. Not just any bitch, but your bitch. Thrown in the garbage compactor when done with.

Can sometimes be seen holding onto the inside-out of a pocket whilst following behind their master.
Hermaphrodite: "ZAC! Get on your knees and suck my dick BITCH!"
Pocket Bitch: "Yes ma'am"
by Dat Kruk December 4, 2014
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Sausage Filled Hot Pocket

Honey I'm hungry! Come here then and I will give you a Sausage Filled Hot Pocket!
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009
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